Okay, so I got this off google, I didn’t steal this from anyone on tumblr.
The English language everyone
What if in Peter Pan all of the pirates are just the fathers of the lost boys and hook is really just Peter pans disapproving father?
FRIENDS WHO LIVE IN CALI LIKE “IM FREEZING ITS SO COLD IM WEARING 3 COATS A SCARF IM WRAPPED IN A BLANKET N DRINKING COCOA” AND IM LIKE “HOW COLD IT IS????” THINKING ITS BELOW ZERO AND THEYRE LIKE “55 DEGREES” LIKE BRUH UR WEAK
NO NO NO!!! ITS FLIPPING FREEZING, LIKE HOW DO PEOPLE STAY IN CANADA???? DONT THEY TURN INTO LIKE CANADIAN POPSICLES????
im so masochistic its terrible i cried while drawing this omg
But what if
THIS FUCKING POST
I AM FUCKING SOBBING
It hurt. And then I reread it, and realized it was from the dog’s point of view. And now it hurts even more.