Harry's Jokes pt.2 At Lunch

  • Harry: Hey Niall
  • Niall: Yea?
  • Harry: Wanna hear a joke??
  • Niall:
  • Niall: *looks to louis for help*
  • Louis: *shakes his head*
  • Niall: *sighs*
  • Niall: Ok
  • Harry: YES
  • Harry: Alright, how do you measure snakes??
  • Niall: *fake enthusiasm* Gee Haz, I do not know please tell me
  • Harry: In inches
  • Harry: THEY DON'T HAVE ANY FEET
  • Niall:
  • Harry: GET IT???
  • Niall:
  • Harry:
  • Harry: *slowly hangs head in shame*
  • Louis: *elbows Niall in the ribs*
  • Niall: *in pain* Oh I get it
  • Niall: HA HA
  • Niall: HA
  • Niall: *looks to louis again*
  • Louis: *smiles and nods*
  • Harry: *happily sips Capri Sun*

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callate-de-una-vez-maraca-culia:

Just put on your headphones and close your eyes:)

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ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

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  • 2008: wow I was so stupid last year
  • 2009: wow I was so stupid last year
  • 2010: wow I was so stupid last year
  • 2011: wow I was so stupid last year
  • 2012: wow I was so stupid last year
  • 2013: wow I was so stupid last year
  • to be continued

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deansdamnation:

cuz i am a sucker for blog rates :) and I MADE MY NEXT HUNDRED whatwhaaaat

  • follow this psychopath (spoiler, it’s me)
  • reblog this post
  • don’t like it
  • uhhh message meeeee a spn headcanon? YEAH

they will look like dis (stolen from sweetsabriel)

Theme:

Sidebar: /100

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brngrmln:

cyning:

after long minutes of in depth youtube research i have learned that japanese vine girl’s name is reika ozeki. here’s a compilation with some subtitles :o

YOURE A HERO

(Source: suspiciousrat)

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headerxshit:

1. credit to louisatanas on twitter

2. like this post

Louis definently tops.

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m00ncrisisp0wer:


meeresbande:

creatingmyowndreams:

rekit:


The best deodorant you will ever use Seriously. 1/4 teaspoon in each pit and you can sweat your ass off, totally stink-free for like 2 full days. It’s a natural anti-bacterial so those little fuckers won’t multiply and make you smell. Plus it’s cheaper and healthier than any deod you can buy anywhere.
Use equal parts of the following:
-corn starch-baking soda-coconut oil-cocoa butter
With a few drops of whatever essential oil you want, for fragrance. Otherwise it basically just smells like nothing. I use tea tree oil & pine needle oil. Cuz they’re MANLY.
Note - It pretty much turns to liquid if it’s warmer than about 75 degrees. If you want to keep it solid, you can refrigerate it or add a little more corn starch.

Reblogging myself again, cuz I still use this and it’s still awesome

This is what I’ve been using for about a year now and it works wonders. Not convinced it works? My fiance is literally the smelliest human being I’ve ever met when he’s been sweating all day. I made him some with tea tree oil and he now smells nice and mint-ish as the end of the day, even if he’s been outside working. Not to mention it’s cheaper, smells better, better for you AND better for the environment to make your own :D

Wow how cool is this??? Just a few days ago I was talking about how I would like to try to make my own deo! And here is a totally awesome recipe I’ll try out asap!!! :D Thank you for posting this!

sweeeeeet

m00ncrisisp0wer:

meeresbande:

creatingmyowndreams:

rekit:

The best deodorant you will ever use

Seriously. 1/4 teaspoon in each pit and you can sweat your ass off, totally stink-free for like 2 full days. It’s a natural anti-bacterial so those little fuckers won’t multiply and make you smell. Plus it’s cheaper and healthier than any deod you can buy anywhere.

Use equal parts of the following:

-corn starch
-baking soda
-coconut oil
-cocoa butter

With a few drops of whatever essential oil you want, for fragrance. Otherwise it basically just smells like nothing. I use tea tree oil & pine needle oil. Cuz they’re MANLY.

Note - It pretty much turns to liquid if it’s warmer than about 75 degrees. If you want to keep it solid, you can refrigerate it or add a little more corn starch.

Reblogging myself again, cuz I still use this and it’s still awesome

This is what I’ve been using for about a year now and it works wonders.

Not convinced it works? My fiance is literally the smelliest human being I’ve ever met when he’s been sweating all day. I made him some with tea tree oil and he now smells nice and mint-ish as the end of the day, even if he’s been outside working.

Not to mention it’s cheaper, smells better, better for you AND better for the environment to make your own :D

Wow how cool is this??? Just a few days ago I was talking about how I would like to try to make my own deo! And here is a totally awesome recipe I’ll try out asap!!! :D Thank you for posting this!

sweeeeeet

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